the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we’ve already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we’re the devils hole pupfish of people.
“What will you do without new shows” I haven’t watched a mainstream television show as it released in years. I’m catching up on shows my parents liked in the 90s. I’m listening to fiction podcasts with 5 fans. I’m playing a video game the creators want you to pirate. I’m watching a minecraft roleplay. I may not know what I’m gonna do but I’m sure as hell not gonna be a fuckin scab babygirl.